Finithin Nix has served many a nobleman (and a few noblewomen) at The Pink Hydra over the last 20 years. And by "served," he doesn't mean drinks. He means his penis.
This was only meant to be a part-time gig, but the money, the gifts, the attention of …
* "Titles are the spoils of suffering."
* "More regular folk have died fighting in the nobles' wars than have ever been harmed by each other."
* "Every family has a right to their own home, and every home has a right to rule itself."